Quatsanpasmidjinsiglatdib is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, proud elephant.

Quatsanpasmidjinsiglatdib created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatsanpasmidjinsiglatdib, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Quatsanpasmidjinsiglatdib, she will be mildly annoyed.

Quatsanpasmidjinsiglatdib's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Quatsanpasmidjinsiglatdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of cherries to whales while wearing violet boots.

2. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Quatsanpasmidjinsiglatdib in the centre of the settlement.

3. You must pray to Quatsanpasmidjinsiglatdib four times a day.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.