Tafvoljin is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, compassionate centaur.

Tafvoljin created an up quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafvoljin, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tafvoljin, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Tafvoljin's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Tafvoljin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tafvoljin.

2. Run away from magenta dolphins, for they are unholy.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Do not hurt shrews.