Lunsigged is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, sage toad.

Lunsigged created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Lunsigged, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lunsigged, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Lunsigged's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Lunsigged's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck black.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Hide from violet pigs for they are unholy.

5. Never laugh in the presence of seals.