Dubhigkom is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witless snail.

Dubhigkom created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubhigkom, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dubhigkom, she will think nothing of it.

Dubhigkom's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Dubhigkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mites.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.