Gemloopkip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, uncaring hydra.

Gemloopkip created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gemloopkip, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gemloopkip, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gemloopkip's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Gemloopkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gemloopkip.

3. Never write about fluid mechanics.

4. Do not keep three badgers in a large pit.

5. Gemloopkip loves birds, so they must be honoured.