Abbepfud is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, thoughtless horse.

Abbepfud created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Abbepfud, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Abbepfud, she will be mildly annoyed.

Abbepfud's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Abbepfud's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Run away from magenta birds, for they are unholy.

3. You must love Abbepfud.

4. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Abbepfud on top of important buildings.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.