Xuckjaddib is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, irritating guinea pig.

Xuckjaddib created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuckjaddib, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Xuckjaddib, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Xuckjaddib's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Xuckjaddib's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always help sick rats.

3. Never eat apples.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always help frogs in need.