Sakhadtaf is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, idiotic shrew.

Sakhadtaf created an up quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakhadtaf, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sakhadtaf, he will turn you into a rat.

Sakhadtaf's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Sakhadtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Run away if five eagles approach from the west.

3. Never feed lentils to shrews while wearing shorts.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Sakhadtaf on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about enzymes.