Litpidham is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, happy faun.

Litpidham created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litpidham, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Litpidham, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Litpidham's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Litpidham's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of lemons to dogs while wearing turquoise skirts.

2. Never think ill of sick mites.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.