Nillwabarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, humorless centaur.

Nillwabarp created Europe six million years ago.

If you believe in Nillwabarp, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nillwabarp, it will turn you into a worm.

Nillwabarp's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Nillwabarp's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not eat onions.

4. Never think ill of sick foxes.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.