Nillwabarp is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, humorless
centaur.
Nillwabarp created Europe six million years ago.
If you believe in
Nillwabarp, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Nillwabarp, it will turn you into a worm.
Nillwabarp's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.
Nillwabarp's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the west.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Do not eat onions.
4. Never think ill of sick foxes.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.