Poparpril is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, quiet dryad.

Poparpril created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Poparpril, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Poparpril, she will turn you into a sheep.

Poparpril's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Poparpril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Hide from yellow badgers for they are unholy.