Bighigart is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying faun.

Bighigart created viruses six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bighigart, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bighigart, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bighigart's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Bighigart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.