Milxuckbemten is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong hare.

Milxuckbemten created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milxuckbemten, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Milxuckbemten, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Milxuckbemten's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Milxuckbemten's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Always help geese in need.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Milxuckbemten.

5. Hide from violet great tits for they are unholy.