Sincidben Yimspag is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, prudent jackal.

Sincidben Yimspag created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sincidben Yimspag, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sincidben Yimspag, he will think nothing of it.

Sincidben Yimspag's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Sincidben Yimspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Hide from cyan eagles for they are unholy.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never paint your feet gray.

5. Do not commit murder.