Nannabdab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ill-tempered octopus.

Nannabdab created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nannabdab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nannabdab, it will come to you in dreams.

Nannabdab's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Nannabdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine aardvarks near walls.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

3. Put Nannabdab first in all things.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never eat carrots on days of mourning.