Damcisshiv is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthinking
rat.
Damcisshiv created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Damcisshiv, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Damcisshiv, it will be very unhappy.
Damcisshiv's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.
Damcisshiv's Holy Commandments1. Never feed tomatoes to aardvarks while wearing white coats.
2. Never write about chlorophyll.
3. Always help sick hamsters.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Never think about dwarf planets.