Cepbarnsadtagnarkimgan is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, idiotic giraffe.

Cepbarnsadtagnarkimgan created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepbarnsadtagnarkimgan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cepbarnsadtagnarkimgan, she will not care at all.

Cepbarnsadtagnarkimgan's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Cepbarnsadtagnarkimgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Do not eat carrots.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.