Hindablog is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, capable pig.

Hindablog created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hindablog, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hindablog, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Hindablog's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Hindablog's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always help great tits.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Hindablog.

4. Do not hurt dogs.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.