Fotparkdob is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, flying yak.

Fotparkdob created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Fotparkdob, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fotparkdob, she will come to you in dreams.

Fotparkdob's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Fotparkdob's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Fotparkdob in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never mention turtles.