Monquatkop is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omnipotent centaur.

Monquatkop created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monquatkop, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Monquatkop, he will be very unhappy.

Monquatkop's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Monquatkop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Monquatkop on top of all buildings.

2. Always obey Monquatkop's priests.

3. Never write about thermodynamics.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not stand on grass.