Soglanvan is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, blissful naga.

Soglanvan created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Soglanvan, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Soglanvan, he will turn you into a mole.

Soglanvan's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Soglanvan's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

2. Remain kneeling during prayer.

3. Always remove trousers before entering holy places.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never point your neck toward the west during prayer.