Mabratwig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, confident fox.

Mabratwig created the cosmos four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabratwig, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mabratwig, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Mabratwig's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Mabratwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant while facing north.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never gather eight doves in one place.