Watripbab Motgumveenpid is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, irritating hummingbird.

Watripbab Motgumveenpid created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Watripbab Motgumveenpid, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Watripbab Motgumveenpid, she will ignore you.

Watripbab Motgumveenpid's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Watripbab Motgumveenpid's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. You must never eat gooseberries.

3. Do not speak about coconuts.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not kill sharks.