Minjinbot is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, annoying skunk.

Minjinbot created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Minjinbot, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Minjinbot, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Minjinbot's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Minjinbot's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always look after injured moths.

3. Hide from yellow geese for they are unholy.

4. Erect five zinc sculptures of Minjinbot on top of important buildings.

5. Squirrels are not to be trusted.