Yokyimsand is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humane dragonfly.

Yokyimsand created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Yokyimsand, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yokyimsand, it will turn you into a duck.

Yokyimsand's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Yokyimsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Always obey Yokyimsand's priests.

5. Never hurt ants.