Bidragril Megjadxuc is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, effective
jellyfish.
Bidragril Megjadxuc created snails two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bidragril Megjadxuc, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Bidragril Megjadxuc, he will turn you into a frog.
Bidragril Megjadxuc's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Bidragril Megjadxuc's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Bidragril Megjadxuc.
2. Never talk about electromagnetism near dogs while wearing black coats.
3. Do not kill bats.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Do not run at crossroads.