Bidragril Megjadxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, effective jellyfish.

Bidragril Megjadxuc created snails two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidragril Megjadxuc, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bidragril Megjadxuc, he will turn you into a frog.

Bidragril Megjadxuc's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Bidragril Megjadxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bidragril Megjadxuc.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near dogs while wearing black coats.

3. Do not kill bats.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not run at crossroads.