Rowquillbigcut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, prudent crocodile.

Rowquillbigcut created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowquillbigcut, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Rowquillbigcut, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Rowquillbigcut's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Rowquillbigcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near badgers while wearing purple shorts.

2. Always help snakes in need.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Rowquillbigcut on top of all buildings.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.