Ruttapploppasfomhabhabarf is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, dishonest fish.

Ruttapploppasfomhabhabarf created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttapploppasfomhabhabarf, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ruttapploppasfomhabhabarf, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Ruttapploppasfomhabhabarf's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Ruttapploppasfomhabhabarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about pineapples.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Ruttapploppasfomhabhabarf on top of all buildings.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Retreat if nine geese approach from the west.

5. Always look after injured dogs.