Flagnutbom is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, proud shrew.

Flagnutbom created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagnutbom, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flagnutbom, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Flagnutbom's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Flagnutbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate fluid mechanics during the night.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. You must pray to Flagnutbom eight times a day.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Run away if three doves approach from the south.