Jenwatfablanflow Ranpogcabbenruttbimpaghom Quatweggablistcepbedcarcep is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witless toad.

Jenwatfablanflow Ranpogcabbenruttbimpaghom Quatweggablistcepbedcarcep created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenwatfablanflow Ranpogcabbenruttbimpaghom Quatweggablistcepbedcarcep, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jenwatfablanflow Ranpogcabbenruttbimpaghom Quatweggablistcepbedcarcep, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Jenwatfablanflow Ranpogcabbenruttbimpaghom Quatweggablistcepbedcarcep's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Jenwatfablanflow Ranpogcabbenruttbimpaghom Quatweggablistcepbedcarcep's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tapirs.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not listen to music.