Tarprotfen is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, caring toad.

Tarprotfen created viruses four million years ago.

If you believe in Tarprotfen, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tarprotfen, he will turn you into a worm.

Tarprotfen's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Tarprotfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Put Tarprotfen first in all things.