Manditfun is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, duplicitous naga.

Manditfun created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Manditfun, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Manditfun, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Manditfun's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Manditfun's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think about solid mechanics.

3. Never travel toward the west during summer.

4. Do not step barefoot upon gray earth.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.