Cubfemkommob is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tiresome skunk.

Cubfemkommob created life nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubfemkommob, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cubfemkommob, she will turn you into a goat.

Cubfemkommob's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Cubfemkommob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Pray only in darkness.

4. Never curse while facing west.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.