Funweglig Watzogfas is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, narcissistic crane.

Funweglig Watzogfas created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Funweglig Watzogfas, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Funweglig Watzogfas, he will send minions to preach to you.

Funweglig Watzogfas' most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Funweglig Watzogfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Run away from orange eagles, for they are unholy.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Never feed rice to snails while wearing stockings.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.