Wapgigpang is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, idiotic salamander.

Wapgigpang created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wapgigpang, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wapgigpang, it will turn you into a rat.

Wapgigpang's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Wapgigpang's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three gold sculptures of Wapgigpang on top of important buildings.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Do not speak about peas.

5. Never talk about monkeys.