Gadcipfad is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful dog.

Gadcipfad created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadcipfad, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gadcipfad, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Gadcipfad's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Gadcipfad's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are not to be trusted.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

5. Do not name children after sheep.