Gupgondun is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, slow toad.

Gupgondun created a bottom quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupgondun, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gupgondun, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Gupgondun's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Gupgondun's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix carrots with oil.

2. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

3. Do not hurt sharks.

4. Never feed lots of garlic to shrews while wearing fawn trousers.

5. Never go into green rooms.