Pitbapdussquart Xemgubcad is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, boastful finch.

Pitbapdussquart Xemgubcad created humankind five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitbapdussquart Xemgubcad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pitbapdussquart Xemgubcad, he will curse you with boils.

Pitbapdussquart Xemgubcad's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Pitbapdussquart Xemgubcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pitbapdussquart Xemgubcad.

3. You must pray to Pitbapdussquart Xemgubcad eight times a day.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Do not chop down trees.