Wonnadraw is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, effective jackal.

Wonnadraw created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonnadraw, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wonnadraw, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Wonnadraw's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Wonnadraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.