Fardogvinfly is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, astonishing warg.

Fardogvinfly created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fardogvinfly, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fardogvinfly, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fardogvinfly's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Fardogvinfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ducks.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about fire.