Cisslipmin is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, grumpy wombat.

Cisslipmin created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cisslipmin, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cisslipmin, she will be mildly annoyed.

Cisslipmin's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Cisslipmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never mention tapirs.

3. Never hurt badgers.

4. Never think about ultrasonics.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.