Gamlidzim is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, witty coyote.

Gamlidzim created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamlidzim, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gamlidzim, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gamlidzim's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Gamlidzim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths.

2. Never write about eukaryotes.

3. Gamlidzim loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not kill swans.