Arprawgunhad is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unselfish walrus.

Arprawgunhad created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arprawgunhad, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Arprawgunhad, she will turn you into a mouse.

Arprawgunhad's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Arprawgunhad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight iron sculptures of Arprawgunhad on top of important buildings.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.