Motnibmad is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, weak wren.

Motnibmad created a strange quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Motnibmad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Motnibmad, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Motnibmad's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Motnibmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Motnibmad in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never paint your legs fawn.

5. Do not eat wheat.