Renpiglat is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, awesome warg.

Renpiglat created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renpiglat, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Renpiglat, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Renpiglat's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Renpiglat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare bananas while wearing tights.

2. Do not gather at walls at dawn.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.