Nuttsawmabgep is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, quiet fox.

Nuttsawmabgep created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttsawmabgep, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nuttsawmabgep, it will laugh at you.

Nuttsawmabgep's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Nuttsawmabgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four swans in a large pit.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Respect your elders.