Wodtapfat is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unthoughtful pigeon.

Wodtapfat created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodtapfat, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wodtapfat, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Wodtapfat's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Wodtapfat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.