Fomtagdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing eagle.

Fomtagdiss created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomtagdiss, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fomtagdiss, it will curse you with boils.

Fomtagdiss' most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Fomtagdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Always look after injured snails.

3. Worship no other gods but Fomtagdiss.

4. Never mention swans.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Fomtagdiss in the centre of the settlement.