Vidbellhoggunvegcub Kadabraw Tapcarfly is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, egotistical wolf.

Vidbellhoggunvegcub Kadabraw Tapcarfly created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidbellhoggunvegcub Kadabraw Tapcarfly, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vidbellhoggunvegcub Kadabraw Tapcarfly, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Vidbellhoggunvegcub Kadabraw Tapcarfly's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Vidbellhoggunvegcub Kadabraw Tapcarfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always help badgers in need.

2. Never feed melons to rats while wearing boots.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.