Wikweecussnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, self-assured human.

Wikweecussnarl created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikweecussnarl, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wikweecussnarl, it will cry a lot.

Wikweecussnarl's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Wikweecussnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never wear green corsets.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Retreat if eight hamsters approach from the east.

5. Always take life seriously.