Sabsakyog is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unfair grasshopper.

Sabsakyog created humankind five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabsakyog, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sabsakyog, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sabsakyog's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Sabsakyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sabsakyog.

3. Always help sick great tits.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Sabsakyog on top of all buildings.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.