Sandlunnart is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, contented tortoise.

Sandlunnart created a down quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Sandlunnart, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sandlunnart, he will turn you into a hamster.

Sandlunnart's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Sandlunnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near snails.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near capybaras while wearing red skirts and balancing six carbon spheres on your neck.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Never think about special relativity.