Sat is a god.

It takes the form of a large, uncaring armadillo.

Sat created tapeworms five million years ago.

If you believe in Sat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sat, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sat's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Sat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick birds.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never pour water over plants.