Kadnellgontar is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, slow gerbil.

Kadnellgontar created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadnellgontar, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kadnellgontar, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Kadnellgontar's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Kadnellgontar's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.