Lopsiscar is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, bad-tempered goat.

Lopsiscar created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lopsiscar, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lopsiscar, it will turn you into a mouse.

Lopsiscar's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Lopsiscar's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six eagles approach from the west.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Run away if eight mice approach from the south.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Lopsiscar in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near voles while wearing blue shoes and balancing five silver spheres on your hands.