Limcitmab is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, boastful dryad.

Limcitmab created time and space four million years ago.

If you believe in Limcitmab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Limcitmab, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Limcitmab's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Limcitmab's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry turtles.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near sharks while wearing purple ear rings and balancing nine platinum spheres on your feet.