Dutbogvabmet is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unthoughtful wren.

Dutbogvabmet created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutbogvabmet, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dutbogvabmet, it will not care.

Dutbogvabmet's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Dutbogvabmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of signs.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never eat cucumbers on days of mourning.

5. Do not leap in public.