Yamgetwipwit is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, happy whale.

Yamgetwipwit created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yamgetwipwit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yamgetwipwit, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yamgetwipwit's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Yamgetwipwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat nuts.

2. Never wear orange tights.

3. Never talk about dark matter.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.