Nurhenmon is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, fussy dryad.

Nurhenmon created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurhenmon, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nurhenmon, he will turn you into a rat.

Nurhenmon's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Nurhenmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather three grasshopers in one place.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not hop at rivers.

5. Never remain prostrate at dusk.