Gutbidshav is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, witless donkey.

Gutbidshav created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gutbidshav, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gutbidshav, he will not care.

Gutbidshav's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Gutbidshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always wear black.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.