Sidlarndoss is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, deceitful wolf.

Sidlarndoss created snails four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidlarndoss, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sidlarndoss, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sidlarndoss' most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Sidlarndoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Erect four tin sculptures of Sidlarndoss on top of important buildings.

4. You must love Sidlarndoss.

5. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.